Jokes
Q: What kind of bird sticks to itself?
A: A velcrow
(made up by PT 8/31/20)
Q: What did the dog on the bed say to the car on the bed?
A: Roll Over
(made up by PT July 2021)
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Sorry, I forgot to rent a house.
(made up by M. January 2022. He seems to like surreal humor - he's had a bunch of them.)
Q: What kind of men are raw?
A: Ramen
(made up by M. February 2022)
Q: What's more than tuna?
A: Threena
(made up by Dad February 2022)
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hey Hee Hi Ho.
Hey Hee Hi Ho who?
... and sometimes hwhy.
(made up by Dad June 2022)
Q: What has eight legs and is made of Lego's®?
A: A Blocktopus
(made up by Dad December 2022)
Q: What hits you eight times?
A: A Knocktopus
(made up by P.T. January 2023)